Is Barack Obama the First Woman President?

For a while now I have wondered if Pres. Obama wasn't a woman somehow. His historic election may have been even more historic. I think he has feminine tendencies. For instance, if a guy asks his wife something like, "When do you want to go out to dinner this week?" All a guy is looking for is a one word answer like Thursday. That's what a man would do, give a one word answer. Pres. Obama gets asked a question like, "Who is your favorite player on the White Sox?" He gives a long oration and never answers the question. Same thing last week. A woman asked him a question and instead of giving a "man" answer, he talks for 17 minutes.

Another thing. He throws like a girl, maybe even worse than a girl. That first pitch the other day was terrible. Even if you give him some slack with having to wear a flack jacket under the coat it was a sissy throw. In 1964 I lived in Grand Forks, North Dakota. We had a girl on the street named Kathy Hawkins and she could play. Man, everybody wanted Kathy on their team. She was more than a tom boy she was a player. And even at the age of 9 or 10 nobody tried to treat her like a girl, she was one of us. At age 9 she could throw better than our Commander in Chief.

Another thing. Girl, that man can spend, can't he? It doesn't matter, if he thinks it will look good in his political wardrobe closet he will go after it. Style means everything too. He has to have the image as he does it. There is no buyer's remorse here. Big Bush Deficits? You ain't seen nothin' yet woman, this man can do it. He knows how to handle the National Credit Card. Sure, we can get by (or buy) with just the monthly minimum payments. And if we can't? No problem we'll just extort it out of everybody, I mean, get it paid with more taxes. Yup, not only did we, well I guess I should say you, elect the first President of color, the first President who is not culturally an American, but also the first woman President. Hillary, Sarah, the rest of you political gals, you're too late, it already happened.